Being calm gets you nowhere. THIS is productive.
Vienna, Austria. The home of some of the greatest musical minds in history.
Some classical composers wrote themselves a requiem to be played at their funeral, they all only lasted a few minutes, and I think I’ll do the same… Only, just to be annoying, mine will be 40 minutes long.
Bigfoot: Dudes! Dudes. So I was at this totally sweet loft party…
Beethoven: Was ist das.
Bigfoot: Oh. Shit. It’s like, this fuckin’ industrial art space with exposed concrete and shit, and you have this DJ playing from like a raised platform…
Mozart: Playing a harpsichord?
Bigfoot: Bro, get with the times.
Mozart: Okay so like a pianoforte.
Bigfoot: Okay, sure. Whatever.
Mozart: Ugh. “Whatever.”
Bigfoot: And there were these chicks…
Beethoven: Was ist chicks?
HA! Thats too awesome!!
It all makes sense now!