Being calm gets you nowhere. THIS is productive.
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Vienna, Austria. The home of some of the greatest musical minds in history.
My Requiem… The Last Troll I’ll ever do.
Some classical composers wrote themselves a requiem to be played at their funeral, they all only lasted a few minutes, and I think I’ll do the same… Only, just to be annoying, mine will be 40 minutes long.
Bigfoot: Dudes! Dudes. So I was at this totally sweet loft party…
Beethoven: Was ist das.
Bigfoot: Oh. Shit. It’s like, this fuckin’ industrial art space with exposed concrete and shit, and you have this DJ playing from like a raised platform…
Mozart: Playing a harpsichord?
Bigfoot: Bro, get with the times.
Mozart: Okay so like a pianoforte.
Bigfoot: Okay, sure. Whatever.
Mozart: Ugh. “Whatever.”
Bigfoot: And there were these chicks…
Beethoven: Was ist chicks?
HA! Thats too awesome!!
